Introduction
The Ballad of Dorkus At The Back was a tale I found in my dad's old paper D&D archives on paper that shows that it is quite old - and showed that it was a photocopy of a photocopy. It was written by a friend of a friend, a DM of some skill that has become renowned since his passing many years ago, by the name of Dave <last name having to be dredged out of the memory of my dad>. The story is of a D&D game that went wrong because one player chose to play with the equivalent of "Cheatmode" on.